2025 Season Schedule

Playoffs

All-Time Fun Facts

• • First championship in franchise history (1-0 in title games through 2025). The 10-4 regular season + 3-0 playoff run was the full package.
• • Led the entire league in scoring and backed it up when the lights were brightest. Rare "best team wins" season.
• • Survived a 0.6 point championship thriller. The 2025 title will be remembered as one of the closest finishes ever.

Playoffs

Note: Subsequent games were in the consolation bracket and are not counted toward playoff record per league rules.

All-Time Fun Facts

• • Best regular season in 2025 (11-3) but fell just short in the championship game by 0.6 points — heartbreakingly close to the title.
• • Capable of nuclear performances (177.7 in a single week). When the offense clicks, no one is safe.
• • Current manager through 2025: 3 playoff appearances, 1-3 record, 0 championships. The hunt for the first title continues.

Playoffs

Note: Subsequent games were in the consolation bracket and are not counted toward playoff record per league rules.

All-Time Fun Facts

• • 4 playoff appearances through 2025 (3-4 record, 3 Top 3s) and still no championships. The ultimate "so close, yet so far" franchise.
• • Has a well-documented habit of beating the eventual champion during the regular season, only to watch them win the title from the couch.
• • One of the most consistent playoff teams that has mastered the art of breaking hearts without ever hoisting the trophy.

Playoffs

Note: Subsequent games were in the consolation bracket and are not counted toward playoff record per league rules.

All-Time Fun Facts

• • 3 playoff appearances, 0-3 record, 0 titles through 2025. Always in the mix, still hunting a first playoff win.
• • Went a perfect 5-0 in the South in 2025 and still got bounced early. Sometimes the regular season is the only trophy you get.
• • Dropped 166+ on the eventual champs in the regular season. The "what could have been" king.

Playoffs

Note: Subsequent games were in the consolation bracket and are not counted toward playoff record per league rules.

All-Time Fun Facts

• • 5 playoff appearances with a 5-4 record and 1 championship through 2025. Strong regular seasons (10-4 in '25) haven't always translated to postseason success.
• • Knocked out in the wild card by French Ticklers (who then got flattened by Haha in the semis). Sometimes the bracket is just cruel.
• • One of the most consistent regular season teams in the league; the last deep run was the 2022 final.

Playoffs

Note: Subsequent games were in the consolation bracket and are not counted toward playoff record per league rules.

All-Time Fun Facts

• • 3 playoff appearances and a 3-2 record through 2025 with 1 championship. Clawed back from 0-3 to make it as the 6 seed, only to get boat-raced in round 1.
• • 2025: started 0-3, fought back to the playoffs as a 6 seed, then got 60+ pointed in round 1. The definition of a momentum killer.
• • Got the ring once but the "perennial contender" label took a hit. Still hunting for that deep run.

Playoffs

Did not qualify for playoffs (consolation games not shown per league rules).

All-Time Fun Facts

• • 3 playoff appearances through 2025 with a 7-2 record and 1 championship. The 2025 .500 season was a step back from prior promise.
• • Split with the contenders — beat the champ Hooty in Week 6, then got smoked 109.3-164.2 in the rematch.
• • A true coin-flip team. Nobody knew which Philly would show up, including Philly.

Playoffs

Did not qualify for playoffs (consolation games not shown per league rules).

All-Time Fun Facts

• • Current manager through 2025: 3 playoff appearances (2021, 2023, 2024) and still no postseason win (0-3). The regular season is their comfort zone.
• • Bookended the 2025 season with losses to the champs. When it mattered most against the big dogs, the results were painful.
• • Capable of 150+ point outbursts (Wk3) but also capable of 60-point disasters. High variance franchise.

Playoffs

Did not qualify for playoffs (consolation games not shown per league rules).

All-Time Fun Facts

• • 4 playoff appearances, 5-2 playoff record and 2 championships (2021, 2024) through 2025. They've done it before and can do it again.
• • 6-3 all-time over OJs Glove Shop, with six straight wins since 2022 — the one team they can always count on.
• • Set the 2025 single-game low with 61.5 points in Week 11. A record that will be hard to live down.

Playoffs

Did not qualify for playoffs (consolation games not shown per league rules).

All-Time Fun Facts

• • Went from 9-5 and a bronze in the 2024 debut (as Columbine's Library) to 4-10 in 2025. A clear step back into the basement.
• • Famous (or infamous) for that 101-point beatdown in Week 6 — one for the highlight reels (the wrong kind).
• • Two seasons in: one bronze, one basement year. Pick a lane.

Playoffs

Did not qualify for playoffs (consolation games not shown per league rules).

All-Time Fun Facts

• • 1 playoff appearance through 2025 (the 2020 bronze year, 0-1). The 2025 2-12 season was a new low even for this franchise.
• • Has lost six straight to Viktor Bout since 2022 (3-6 all-time), including a 92.0-93.3 heartbreaker in Week 12. The basement rivalry is real.
• • 2025 was a masterclass in futility. At least the other 11 teams had someone to beat up on.

Playoffs

Did not qualify for playoffs (consolation games not shown per league rules).

All-Time Fun Facts

• • 2025 was the definition of a tank season (2-12, 10-game skid, 0-9 North). Rebuild mode activated.
• • Lowest PF in the league by a mile (1321.9). The offense was more "Bohica" than "Bengals by 1000".
• • Newer to the league but already owns the "most consistent loser" narrative for the year. Nowhere to go but up.